*Walking, suddenly trips and loses glasses somewhere on the ground. Begins searching*
Me: Geez, where did they go? I don’t have that bad of eyesight.
*Continues searching. Suddenly hears remark from inner-self*
Inner-self: Oh my goodness Emilee! Quit making such a spectacle of yourself!
"He’s always off with his friends, never has time for his mom. Next time you see him you need to lecture him on keeping up with his parents."
…His friends…. :/
*Does perfect hair flip and struts* Yeah, no my OTHER FRIENDS are way better, THEY PLAY D&D, THEY’RE SWEET AS CAN BE AND ARE JUST PLAIN AWESOME. EMI DOESN’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.