the last movie of middle earth
Dad: “If I pray and stay faithful, God will sort out all our families problems. I just have to be patient.”
One year later…
Dad: “Woah! Things are even worse. But if I just keep praying and staying faithful, God will sort out all our families problems. I just have to be patient.”
hey guys remember when you played brawl with friends and then this item would spawn in
and then fun times would immediately turn into either the feeling of unspeakable fear or the sensation of having overwhelming power in your hands
ok thats nice and all but entire relationships could be ended, houses divided, bodies torn over
Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?
not gonna lie that still looks intimately real
I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.
Fucking witchcraft, man.
It’s amazing the damage we do to ourselves and others when all we’re trying to do is protect ourselves from being hurt.
(1 week later)
>Making special painstaking tea. for half an hour
>”Wow, this is the best batch I think I’ve ever done!”
>Go to pour it into pitcher.
>Don’t realize pitcher has dispenser nozzle, which is in the down position.
>All tea spills into sink.
I understand these feels… :(